The Life And Times Of A Desperado

So I’m gonna start a documentary on bros and I’m wondering if anybody knows about any famous bros I could cover in it. I’ve already contacted some talent agents and hope to hear back from them on in a few bros would like some interviews, but please, I’d like some names :) Thanks!

1. Nine Inch Nails

2. Lydia

3. Blue October

4. Pink Floyd

5. The Beatles

6. Queen

7. My Chemical Romance

8. Johnny Cash

9. The Doors

10. Coldplay

11. The Killers

12. One Republic

13. John Lennon

14. Jay-z

15. Radiohead

16. Foo Fighters

17. Led Zeppelin

18. Empire Of The Sun

19. Kanye West

20. Linkin Park

21. Sam Cooke

22. Kid Cudi

23. Avenged Sevenfold

24. 30 Seconds To Mars

25. Eric Clapton

26. Taking Back Sunday

27. Eminem

28. Snow Patrol

29. Smashing Pumpkins

30. Tupac

31. Christina Perri

32. Placebo

33. The Temptations

34. Mika

35. Angels And Airwaves

36. Ray Charles

37. The Eagles

38. Maroon5

39. The White Stripes

40. Gotye

41. Beck

42. Jimi Hendrix

43. Marilyn Manson

44. Mumford And Sons

45. Chopin

46. Neon Trees

47. Don McLean

48. Jeff Buckley

49. Owl City

50. Lady Gaga

51. U2

52. Nirvana

53. Gilbert O’ Sulivan

54. Katy Perry

55. Elton John

56. Fleetwood Mac

57. Bob Dylan

58. The Rolling Stones

59. Louis Armstrong

60. Weird Al

61. Flyleaf

62. John Mayer

63. Black Eyed Peas

64. Fallout Boy

65. Disturbed

66. Jacks Mannequin

67. Death Cab For Cutie

68. Tickle Me Pink

69. AFI

70. Sum 41

71. Ludacris

72. The Lonely Island

73. Frank Sinatra

74. AC/DC

75. Bill Withers

76. Michael Buble’

77. Carolina Liar

78. Blink-182

79. Offspring

80. Oasis

81. Single File

82. Adele

83. Anberlin

84. Rod Stewart

85. Paramore

86. Rise Against

87. Greenday

88. A Rocket To The Moon

89. Cady Groves

90. Drake

91. The Doobie Brothers

92. Bright Eyes

93. The Fray

94. Elvis Presely

95. Keane

96. SoundGarden

97. Regina Spektor

98. Slipknot

99. Weezer

100. The Black Keys

So last night I had this crazy dream. I was chillin with my friend Ben and he was like, “Yeah there’s a get together with our old Elementary School Classes tonight.” So I went, and low and behold guess who else is there but Selena Gomez. I know, right? I had no idea she went to Elementary School with me! However she had also brought her boyfriend. It wasn’t Justin Bieber though, it was some random guy who was a total ass. This guy called me a pussy all night, and then we went on this car ride somewhere and Selena totally had a driver. My younger brother and my other friend named Hubert were also chillin with me in the back of Selena’s giant car! It was sweet except for the asshole sittin up front talkin shit about me the whole way. So at some point he says “You gonna go home and cry pussy?” This is when I jumped over his seat and beat the living shit out of this guy. Felt pretty good, after which I went and hung out with Selena Gomez at her work at a nearby outdoor shopping mall. However the store and her boss don’t exist. As we sat and talked about chill stuff I woke up. So that was that. Hell of a dream though, huh!?

I haven’t been on here in awhile, and I will finish my Taiwan story in due time. In the meantime I would like to share with you something that has recently bugged me. I have been listening to The Black Keys new album El Camino and it is fantastic. The band has a way of sampling classic blues from legendary artists with garage rock, kind of like Nirvana but sort of to the left. It’s one of the best rock albums I have heard in a long time. Had this album come out when rock was recognized for it’s true colors it would instantly be a classic, however it came out now, in 2011 where rock has taken a bitter turn for the worst. Hardcore shows sell very well in these parts of town. A lot of people who live around here listen to Miss May I or A Day To Remember, and while opinion is opinion, I’d just like to point out that bands like Coldplay, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, or Arcade Fire are going to have to carry the gauntlet for U2, the last of the great classic bands that is still up and running. The Rolling Stones may be doing a tour next year, but they’re done. No new material to blow us away. If U2 goes down and hardcore takes over when they do, it’s going to be that death of good, solid, classic rock. When I listen to hardcore I don’t know what to think, but when I listen to The Beatles, Queen,  She and Him, Johnny Cash, I can hear the roots of rockabilly and where they came from. I know that they’re doing this because they feel it within themselves to do it and they want to invent new ways to reach people on this strange level. I just hope I can keep on hearing that so many years down the road.

Ah, nice to get back to you guys. Bet you thought I was dead. Almost was, however on my decent down from the sky I saw a giant mountain that went down at the most perfectly smooth angle, as I went past the top, the rest of the mountain stretched out underneath me, I extended my legs out, kicking as though I were running, eventually my feet met up with the soft grassy surface of the kind mountain, and as I stretched out my legs my feet became more and more familiar with the pattern of the speed at which they touched down on the mountain beneath me. The mountain stretched out far and eventually I was running down it, as it sloped towards the Earth I saw a figure in the distance, he was undoing a parachute from his back. He threw it to the side and turned around just in time to see my speedy ass tackle him into the dirt. I have to give some credit to the wheaties I ate for breakfast, they really do help. He quickly fessed up, told me he was running with some sort of drug cartel and that they were headed to Mexico I took him to the nearby authorities and then went on my way to the airport. Once I got into my super speedy super secret jet I took off for Mexico. Took a nap. Watched re-runs of all in the family, and then blogged this. I’ll keep you guys updated once I hit up Mexico.

Today, after following up on a lead I found about this criminal in the mountains of Taiwan and ended up finding him, I chased him through the city streets, he did the usual flinging of random objects in my path, and running like the little pussy that he is. I eventually caught up to him and told him he was under arrest, at this point a clown car pulled up, 4 clowns in it. I forgot this guy worked with a carnival in the past, the clowns took out AK-47’s and tried to mow me down, but as usual I pulled off four clean shots to the head without any of the hundreds of flying automatic bullets hitting me. Of course the man got away again, so I followed him for awhile longer, eventually tracking him to a helicopter that was lifting off the ground. I grabbed hold of the bottom and climbed up, a fistfight occurred, after which we fell out of the helicopter, this was a super duper helicopter though so we were at sky diving heights by then, we battled while falling until he pushed me away from him, so I pulled out my laptop and I’ve been typing this on the way down, I have no parachute, I’ll let you guys know how I get out of this mess later!

So here’s the thing guys, as of late I’ve been followed around by this one guy, dunno what he’s up to, right? Then one day he grabs me, I know! Just outta nowhere! Next thing I know I’m gettin dragged through this alleyway and this guy puts a plunger on my head, and I have one of those brains like Mr. Cooper in that movie Limitless, so this is a big deal. Anyways he took out some pretty useless knowledge (idiot) but there was one thing he took that I needed and it was the information to be able to change my sidebar picture on Tumblr, normally I know this stuff, but it was sucked outta my brain! So anyone remember how?

I was up till 12:30 last night, worried about school. Now I’m tired cuz I don’t have enough sleep because of school and that’s where I’m headed today, where I need sleep. Seriously, all this snow day talk for tomorrow had better be true.